function MakeArray(n) {
  this.length = n;
  for (var i = 1; i <= n; i++) {
    this[i] = 0
  }
  return this
}
function Random() {
  Quotes=new MakeArray(15)
  numQuotes=15

  Quotes[0] = "Rob competed in the 2004 USAPL Mens National Championships in Baton Rouge, LA?";
  Quotes[1] = "In addition to competiting in events, Rob has actually ran competitions?";
  Quotes[2] = "Rob is available for demonstrations, appearances or advice on training?  Contact him today about scheduling an appointment at <a href='mailto:rob@doc-rob.com'>rob@doc-rob.com</a>";
  Quotes[3] = "Rob has his Ph.D. in Chemistry?  Read more about Rob in his <a href='bio.shtml'>bio page</a> located on this site";
  Quotes[4] = "In over 10 years of strength athletics, Rob has competed in over 30 events? Read Rob's full contest results <a href='contests.shtml'>here</a>.";
  Quotes[5] = "Doc-Rob.com can help dress up your weak looking pc?  Check out a couple of the custom wallpapers we have available for your pc in our <a href='media.shtml#wp'>media section</a>.";
  Quotes[6] = "Rob won his ASC Pro Strongman card in 2006 at the NE Wisconsin Strongman Challenge?";
  Quotes[7] = "Rob favorite restaurant is Val's Burgers in Hayward, CA?";
  Quotes[8] = "Rob's guilty pleasure is coffee ice cream?";
  Quotes[9] = "Rob loves baseball and is a Phillies fan?";
  Quotes[10] = "Rob's enjoys punk rock and hardcore music?";
  Quotes[11] = "Rob enjoys science fiction movies?";
  Quotes[12] = "Rob's favorite movies are Star Wars (original trilogy)?";
  Quotes[13] = "Rob adopts rescue dogs?";
  Quotes[14] = "Rob attended Florida State University?";
  
 
  var now= new Date()
  var sec= now.getSeconds()
  return Quotes[sec % numQuotes];
}